Commander Zorg: What's that smell?
Captain Jax: Dunno.
Commander Zorg: Are you wearing aftershave?
Captain Jax: Er, yes.
Commander Zorg: Isn't that a new shirt?
Captain Jax: No, I've, er, I've had it for ages. I just haven't worn it yet.
Commander Zorg: Why are there candles out on the table?
Captain Jax: No reason, I just fancied a change.
Commander Zorg: ...
Cleaning Unit 26: PLEASE STANDBY. SCHEDULED CLEANING OF THIS AREA IS DUE TO BEGIN IN TWO MINUTES.
Commander Zorg: You make me sick.
Captain Jax: What??!
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