Commander Zorg: Have you been having sex with the cleaning robots again?
Captain Jax: No.
Commander Zorg: Well how come Unit 26's vacuum pump is out of alignment again?
Captain Jax: I don't know
Commander Zorg: ...
Captain Jax: I don't know! Maybe she bumped into something.
Commander Zorg: She??!
Captain Jax: It, maybe it bumped into something. I don't know.
Commander Zorg: It takes two hours to realign those pumps...

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Commander Zorg: If I catch you having sex with the robots again you're off the mission immediately.
Captain Jax: But...
Commander Zorg: I mean it!
Captain Jax: But...
Commander Zorg: ...
Captain Jax: But I love her!

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