Captain Jax: Talking to people is sometimes called 'social intercourse' right?
Commander Zorg: Yes
Captain Jax: So if you were discussing really minor and insignificant technical details, would that be called 'anal intercourse'?
Commander Zorg: ...
Captain Jax: ...
Commander Zorg: No, no it would not
Commander Zorg: Shame about her nose
Captain Jax: One bad egg doesn't spoil the omelette
Commander Zorg: Yes it does
Captain Jax: ...
Commander Zorg: ...
Captain Jax: No it doesn't
Commander Zorg: YES IT BLOODY DOES
Captain Jax: ...
Commander Zorg: ...
Captain Jax: Eggs are gay anyway
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