Captain Jax: I feel stupid and contageous
Commander Zorg: Why?
Captain Jax: I tripped over in the science lab and broke a test tube which contained some ebola virus
Commander Zorg: ...
Captain Jax: ...
Commander Zorg: So you feel stupid for falling over, and are also carrying a contageous disease
Captain Jax: Yes, thanks for clarifying that joke for the readers

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