Dear Denise Richards,
Thanks for spoiling Starship Troopers with your dumb, inane, retard-like grinning, which was a desperate and ultimately futile attempt to hide your total lack of acting ability. I've shat more convincing starship pilots. No doubt you'll spoil the new Bond movie too, you talentless old boiler.
Get the hell off my ship!
She can't even control her arms.
Last week's star