Captain Jax: Who is this Earthling know as Jacques Villeneuve?
Commander Zorg: Dunno
Captain Jax: Only my Encyclopedia Universica descibes him as "the luckiest bastard in the whole fucking world"
Commander Zorg: ...
Captain Jax: Is it a crime to look at pictures of Dannii Minogue?
Commander Zorg: No...
Captain Jax: Phew!
Commander Zorg: As long as you don't touch yourself
Captain Jax: *Shit*

Captain Jax: I'm going down for life

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