Captain Jax: Who was that girl I got off with last night?
Commander Zorg: Was this her?

Captain Zorg: No, that wasn't her. The one I met was a bit shorter. Weighed more. And she wore these thick glasses. She had these eyebrows that met in the middle, but they were usually covered by her hair which was stuck with grease to her nose. I think she may have only had the one leg, but spent most of the night in her wheelchair so I couldn't really tell. And there was something not quite right about her face... a bit... lopsided, as if she'd had a stroke or some kind of brain surgery... yes, surgery, that would explain the bald patch and scars on her head. Beggars can't be choosers.

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