Captain Jax: What happened?
Commander Zorg: ...
Captain Jax: How long have we been away?
Commander Zorg: ...
Captain Jax: How come monkeys are ruling the planet?
Commander Zorg: ...
Captain Jax: Wait a minute! What's happened to all the women?
Commander Zorg: My God! It looks like the monkey rulers have taken DNA from Jennifer Lopez and cloned one of her for every inhabitant, thanks to the huge advances made in DNA technology since we've been away.
Captain Zorg: Cool!
Commander Jax: Result!
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