Captain Jax: I've been thinking about Madonna
Commander Zorg: ...
Captain Jax: You know, that famous Earth popstar of the late twentieth and early twenty-first century
Commander Zorg: ...
Captain Jax: I think she might be one of those chameleon, shape-shifting aliens you see in Star Trek which look different to everyone who sees them
Commander Zorg: *Sigh* Why do you think that?
Captain Jax: Well, when I see Madonna, this is what I see:
Commander Zorg: Wow, when I see Madonna, this is what I see:
Captain Jax: Yuk! She looks like a man in that picture!
Commander Zorg: Yes, I know. That's why I like it.
Captain Jax: ...
Commander Zorg: *wink*
Captain Jax: ...
Commander Zorg: ...
Captain Jax: Er, I've got to go and check something in the engine room.
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