Captain Jax: I've been thinking about the future...
Commander Zorg: ...
Captain Jax: Won't it be exciting??!
Commander Zorg: ...
Captain Jax: What do you think life will be like in the future?
Commander Zorg: *Sigh* I don't know.
Captain Jax: I think it will be great!
Commander Zorg: Really.
Captain Jax: Yes! Just think, imagine how good videogames will be!
Commander Zorg: ...
Captain Jax: And cars will go really fast too!
Commander Zorg: ...
Captain Jax: And the women... what do you think women will be like in the future?
Commander Zorg: Hmm, well with DNA experiments...
Captain Jax: Yes, and...
Commander Zorg: And selective breeding weeding out all the dogs...
Captain Jax: Yeeeess, and...
Commander Zorg: And cloning technology allowing us all to breed our ideal mate...
Captain Jax: And global warming letting them all go around in their undies!
Commander Zorg: Yes, taking that all into consideration, I think women in the future will probably all look like this:

Captain Jax: Engage TimeWarp drive! Maximum power!
Commander Zorg: TimeWarp online! Set course for the year 100,000! Engage TimeWarp on my mark...
Captain Jax: ...
Commander Zorg: MARK!

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