Employee of the week (with a difference)

I'm afraid we had to sack last weeks employees, the Spice Girls. They turned out to be more trouble than they were worth. Mel B was just too loud, Geri proved a constant distraction and that Mel C kept knocking my monitor over with those Karate kick things. As for Victoria, she was no use because she was constantly on the phone to 'Becksy' and finally, Emma just couldn't make a decent cup of coffee. Which means......

We've had to employ Jennifer instead. Maybe a coffee machine would have worked out more practical but they're not so nice to look at. "Two sugars in mine Jennifer."

Last week's star