Employee of the week (with a difference)

Well, you would, wouldn't you?

We're such famous celebrities these days, we'd probably employ the Spice Girls to divert attention away from us when we go to fashionable nightclubs and restaurants. The girls would attempt to obscure the photographer's view of us, by overcoming their natural shyness, and selflessly placing their bodies in front of the glaring lenses to protect us from unwanted publicity. Thanks girls, you're on the UK:Resistance payroll!

Last week's star