Everybody's talking about her, everybody's tipping her for stardom, everybody fancies her and her name is Kelly Brook. Can't see what all the fuss is about myself...
Oh right. I see now. That's what all the fuss is about. Yes. It was staring us in the face all along. How silly of me. Obvious really, when you think about it. Mmm, yes. Lovely. Where am I? What's going on? Why am I wet? Where's all that stuff come from? Who the hell are you? Never mind...
Last week's star