If we had girlfriends, we imagine they would probably look something like this:
That's Melanie Sykes! Again! Lovely Mel becomes the first girl to ever successfully regain the Employee of the Week title... you should've seen the fight between Mel and Teri Hatcher. There was hair, sweat, blood and bodily fluids flying everywhere - and that was just from Jon in the audience! (Regular readers may recognise a version of this joke from Week 15 where Xena won the award). Melanie would be employed to... well, just because.
Last week's star