Who hasn't felt a strange stirring in their loins when riding a horse bare-backed across the countryside? The smell of leather, the glistening sweat, the pulsating muscle, the throbbing veins... and that's only me when I'm watching Xena on TV! When nobody is man enough for the job, it's time to call in the women:
Hi-ya! Despite her dubious sexual orientation (see the Xena: Warrior Lesbian site for episode-by-episode evidence), we still want Xena to work for us. She would probably be employed as a skivvy to do all the heavy lifting that we can't manage. Keep up the good work, Xena.
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