Eh oop, it`s Northern lass, Jayne Middlemiss from, erm.....what is it she does again? Oh, she presents a Sunday morning TV program, or something. Anyway, we much prefered her in her previous incarnation as a model, under the name `Jayne Marconi`.
Look, she was young, she needed the money....
As for her job, I suppose Jayne will have to be our Northern area representative. What with us being southerners who never venture past Watford. We can`t understand what they`re saying up there, and we don`t like mushy peas either. Ta pet.
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