Employee of the week (with a difference)

If brown is the new black, and comedy is the new rock 'n' roll, then gorgeous actress Cameron 'Buenos' Diaz is the dog's bollocks. Did you understand that UK comedy reference, foreign readers? Probably not. Here's a picture of her in her pants:

Hey, nice pants! The international language of love tells us that Cameron would make a perfect employee here at UK:Resistance, although our universal translator can't seem to tell us exactly what her job would be. Maybe she could be in charge of inflating balloons and giving breath samples to police officers - some kind of job that involves blowing, anyway. D'you know what I mean?

Last week's star