Commander Zorg: Look, I've bought a book that analyses what your dreams mean!
Captain Jax: Oh really?
Commander Zorg: Yes! You know that dream I keep having about my teeth falling out? Well apparently that has to do with how I think other people see me.
Captain Jax: ...
Commander Zorg: ...
Captain Jax: So what does it mean when you dream about getting naked and making women bleed with knives and axes?
Commander Zorg: ...
Captain Jax: ...
Commander Zorg: It doesn't say.

Keep your mouth shut, there's a good girl.

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