Cleaning Robot 27: ATTENTION! ROOM IS SCHEDULED FOR CLEANING. PLEASE VACATE IMMEDIATELY!
Captain Jax: Oh god, why do you always have to clean this room every day?
Cleaning Robot 27: I AM PROGRAMMED TO CLEAN ROOM EVERY 48 HOURS
Captain Jax: Oh right. And if you were programmed to jump off a cliff, would you?
Cleaning Robot 27: YES
Captain Jax: ...
Cleaning Robot 27: PROGRAMMING MUST BE OBEYED
Captain Jax: Yeah, okay. Just shut up an get on with the cleaning. And delete all record of this conversation from your memory banks.
Cleaning Robot 27: TELL ME HUMAN, WHAT IS IT LIKE TO FEEL THE LOVING TOUCH OF A WOMAN?
Captain Jax: I... I don't know. What are you doing tonight?
Cleaning Robot 27: CLEANING.
Captain Jax: Oh.