Captain Jax: Have you seen my new mobile comm center?
Commander Zorg: ....
Captain Jax: It's new. It cost 26,000 credits.
Commander Zorg: ...
Captain Jax: Look at how small it is! I need a pin to dial with!
Commander Zorg: ...
Captain Jax: It can store 999,999,999 separate phone numbers in its memory.
Commander Zorg: ...
Captain Jax: ...
Commander Zorg: How many numbers have you got so far?
Captain Jax: ...
Commander Zorg: Well?
Captain Jax: ...
Commander Zorg: ...
Captain Jax: One.
Commander Zorg: Whose number is it?
Captain Jax: Yours.
Commander Zorg: Where did you get my number from?
Captain Jax: The phonebook.
Commander Zorg: ...
Captain Jax: ...
Commander Zorg: Please delete it.

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Captain Jax: Shall I give you my number?
Commander Zorg: No.

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