Commander Zorg: It's your turn to empty the airlock on the sewage discharge unit.
Captain Jax: Oh, why?
Commander Zorg: Because I emptied the wanking machine yesterday, so it's your turn to do the toilet.
Captain Jax: But I never use the wanking machine.
Commander Zorg: Yes you do. I've... heard you.
Captain Jax: ...
Commander Zorg: And you left this in the Relief Room yesterday: