Captain Jax: I'm so confident of pulling tonight that I'm wearing a new pair of pants I purchased SPECIFICALLY for this evening.
Commander Zorg: ...
Captain Jax: I've even washed every single one of my six rectal cavities, you know, just in case.
Commander Zorg: Computer: Please flood the cockpit with deadly radioactive gas. I wish to die.

Hose my face. HOSE ON MY FACE

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