Captain Jax: Would you say I was better looking than the earthling known as 'Mick Hucknall'?
Commander Zorg: Is this going to get gay?
Captain Jax: No, I just want an honest answer.
Commander Zorg: Er, well yes, at least you're not fat and your body hair does not have that horrendous ginger tint that afflicts some poor humans.

That girl from Neighbours. There's more like that too

Captain Jax: Well how come I haven't had sex since 2298 and he's still at it even though he's 350 years old?
Commander Zorg: How big is your penis?
Captain Jax: My what?
Commander Zorg: Exactly.

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