Captain Jax: Would you say I was better looking than the earthling known as 'Mick Hucknall'?
Commander Zorg: Is this going to get gay?
Captain Jax: No, I just want an honest answer.
Commander Zorg: Er, well yes, at least you're not fat and your body hair does not have that horrendous ginger tint that afflicts some poor humans.
Captain Jax: Well how come I haven't had sex since 2298 and he's still at it even though he's 350 years old?
Commander Zorg: How big is your penis?
Captain Jax: My what?
Commander Zorg: Exactly.
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