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Captain Jax: I've just seen a brilliant American "gross out" teen movie! Commander Zorg: ... Captain Jax: It was American Summer 2, and starred Ben Stiller as a man half his age! Commander Zorg: ... Captain Jax: The best bit, right, was when this man inadvertently put his hand in some poo! Commander Zorg: ... Captain Jax: Poo! He put his hand in some poo! Commander Zorg: ... Captain Jax: Then he was caught wanking by his gran while dressed like a woman and simultaneously pissing on himself! Commander Zorg: ... Captain Jax: ... Commander Zorg: ... Captain Jax: There was another bit, right, where this girl got knifed in the stomach by her lover's ex-girlfriend, after an hour-long argument about access rights to their nine-year-old child with severe learning difficulties who was paralysed in a car accident six months previously. The woman was rushed to hospital, but died in a corridor after a six-hour wait for an operating theatre to become available. When the dead girl's mother heard of the news it triggered a flashback to repressed memories of her childhood sexual abuse. She took an overdose of painkillers, slipped into a coma, and died in hospital of massive internal organ failure three weeks later. Distraught husband and father Bill Henton -- then 44 years old -- spent the final 25 years of his life alone, wishing every day that he had the courage to commit suicide and end his miserable existence. Commander Zorg: ... Captain Jax: They played 'Everybody Hurts' by REM for that last bit. I cried!
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