Captain Jax: Are you a breast or arse man?
Commander Zorg: ...
Captain Jax: ...
Commander Zorg: Haven't we done this joke before?
Captain Jax: Yes, but this one has a different ending!
Commander Zorg: ...
Captain Jax: I'll ask you again. Pretend none of this happened and answer like you'd answer normally.
Commander Zorg: ...
Captain Jax: ...
Commander Zorg: OK
Captain Jax: Right!
Commander Zorg: ...
Captain Jax: Say, are you a breast or an arse man?
Commander Zorg: Um... probably arse...
Captain Jax: Right then!
Commander Zorg: ...
Captain Jax: ...
Commander Zorg: What are you doing?
Captain Jax: ...
Commander Zorg: What are you doing?
Captain Jax: ...
Commander Zorg: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Captain Jax: ...
Commander Zorg: GET OFF ME AND PUT YOUR TROUSERS BACK ON
Captain Jax: But I thought you LIKED arses?



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