Employee of the week (with a difference)

She smiles too much, she laughs too much, she tries too hard and she wants to be in Baywatch. Her real name is probably Brenda Scaggs, she used to work the till in SupaSavers and those breasts certainly didn't come with the original package. Fortunately, she doesn't wear very much and she happens to look rather good. Case in point:

Thankfully, Melinda's massive size 18 feet are not pictured. Well, how else would she be able to stand up? Mother Nature has a way of balancing things out. But how does she get such a lovely tan living in Swindon? We'll employ Mel to make us look healthy and get famous while simultaneously doing nothing of merit. Ooh, bitchy!

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