Employee of the week (with a difference)

Bloody hell. The incredible twice-the-size original version of this picture can be found by doing a Yahoo search for the words 'Melanie Sykes' and by some strange coincidence, that's also her name.

Extraordinary. Quite extraordinary. The quality of lighting and the depth of colour on the print really makes this image stand out, along with the high resolution scan which really is a credit to modern technology. Oh and you can see her tits. Melanie's key responsibility here at UK:Resistance would be as Staff Nurse - we want to be mothered. Thanks.

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