Letters answered by our gimp.
Dear Letters Shed, Anyway, on to my topic. Recently, there was
a rumor spreading throughout the various US message boards that Soul
Calibur would be edited so that the "bounce" would be removed and Ivy
covered up. Needless to say, that was proven false. However, I did notice that the internet modes
would be removed. Have you heard of any possible release of an internet-compatible
version in the future. Also, will European and American gamers be able
to play against/with each other online, or will the networks be restricted
to the continent the game is being sold in?
Kudos for this excellent, light-hearted DC site. It's good to see that
there are people out there who don't have their heads stuck up their
asses.
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Dear Letters Shed, Ever since all the good gay sites startin' chargin' your father's credit cards... he's been behind me almost every day. See you at Christmas, |
Words of Wisdom: She didn't seem surprised, she just signed the picture and left quickly. I've gone off her. |
Dear Letters Shed, -We are the crap that England didn't want 200 years ago but it turns out that the prison turned out to be a resort compared to the mother country. -Americans still think we are entertained by their feeble attempts to quote Paul Hogan. -Brits think we're entertained by winning a test matches by an innings and 981 runs in a game cut 3 days short by ran. -We've been making clones of Elle for years now whilst you get excited about sheep Respectfully yours |
Words of Wisdom: If Australians are so clever, how come they wear those stupid leather shorts and slap their thighs all the time? |
Dear Letters Shed, this site is the funniest ever, I love the way you're the only guys in the world not afraid to say the PS2 is a pile of shit. |
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of Wisdom: Essen mein sheisse! |
Dear Letters Shed, Hey, you guys are great. I know you hate us Yanks but you hate those Fench bastards even more! I like that. |
Words of Wisdom: Here's a complete list of every country we hate: |
America |
Australia |
Canada |
France |
Netherlands |
Sweden |
Germany |
Ireland |
Belgium |
Singapore |
Denmark |
New Zealand |
Italy |
Brazil |
Malaysia |
Japan |
Spain |
United Arab Emirates |
Finland |
Austria |
Hong Kong |
Switzerland |
Norway |
Mexico |
Portugal |
Korea (South) |
Korea (North) |
Czech Republic |
Saudi Arabia |
Cyprus |
Greece |
Russian Federation |
Chile |
Taiwan |
Thailand |
Indonesia |
Poland |
Philippines |
Iceland |
South Africa |
China |
Moldova |
Argentina |
Brunei Darussalam |
Malta |
Luxembourg |
Israel |
Slovenia |
Paraguay |
Costa Rica |
Saint Lucia |
Pakistan |
Hungary |
Macedonia |
Bahrain |
Dominican Republic |
Croatia (Hrvatska) |
Old style Arpanet |
Bermuda |
Monaco |
Maldives |
Uruguay |
Fiji |
Bahamas |
Jordan |
Venezuela |
Zambia |
Zimbabwe |
Kuwait |
USSR (former) |
Peru |
Puerto Rico |
Andorra |
Turkey |
Antigua and Barbuda |
Estonia |
Qatar |
Ethiopia |
Dear
Letters Shed, Lastly, "francais" when spelled with one of those weird-ass little things underneath the "c" looks like it might be a "g," and there you have it, "frog." The other thought is that maybe the French have slimy warty skin. Please help!! |
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of Wisdom: They eat frogs' legs. And you hallucinate if you lick their dirty backs. They also eat horses, dogs, kittens and rats. They go to the toilet on the floor of their houses. Don't EVER go there, unless you're part of some army having to bail them out AGAIN. |
Dear Letters Shed, Uhm. I've got a problem. You see, I really want a Dreamcast, but I can't afford one! How should I go about raising money to get the most money in the shortest amount of time? I was thinking of being a pimp, but I've heard drug dealers make more! But the pimps do less jail time if they're caught! Do you have any suggestions!? Thanks! |
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Dear Letters Shed, Shed U rok. More pix of dykes. |
Words of Wisdom: Being gay is wrong. Jesus said so in the bible. Choirboys don't count, though. He said that to me in confidence some time later, although it wasn't admissable in court. |
Dear Letters Shed, What happens when you watch the little white dot all night after the channel has finished ? |
Words of Wisdom: Channel 4 has gone downhill too. There always used to be some great lesb... er, French films on most evenings to 'enjoy', now it's just twats with camcorders making programmes about how funny they are. Can't remember the last time I saw anything wank-worthy on TV. Bits is nice though. That strong American chick makes me want to activate this suit's suction unit. The last time I watched ITV, Michael Barrymore was pissing on some grandma's face while doing an impression of Adolf Hitler sucking off Jeremy Beadle in the style of Cilla Black. Mind you, that was back in 1992 - that kind of thing was acceptable then. And if I see Chris Evans' ginger-acorn cock again I shall demand a refund of my TV license. |
Dear Letters Shed, Segaweb.com are selling Jap DCs for 125 pounds, games for 30-35 quid... |
Words of Wisdom: What a fantastic bargain! Well done to Adam and all at Segaweb! |
Dear Letters Shed, Whatever happened to that British dick who did all that stuff there? You know who I mean. I think he worked for the electric company. |
Words of Wisdom: That was Dave. He got sacked for wanking in the boss' tea. |
Dear Letters Shed, ~The One Ture Mecha Sonic PS, do you people like Jackie Chan? |
Words of Wisdom: Shame that hollywood ignored him while he was in his prime, and now he's pushing fifty and getting his break when the poor guy's just not up to it any more. I was his stunt double in the 1983 film 'Master of Sacred Cup', but only for the scenes which involved genital torture. |
Dear Letters Shed, Shed I'm curious, do you ever rip on Victor Ireland? He aint Sega's best friend anymore! I think he needs help, what can u do for him? |
Words of Wisdom: There was a boy at my school called Victor. He had asthma and we used to beat him up. I doubt it was the same one. |
Dear Letters Shed, I do have a question, though: I was wondering what your feelings are to the people in New Zealand? Also, I will join you on your crusade to sieze Paris any time you need me. I have made a potato gun up just for the trip. |
Words of Wisdom: I will make my fingers into the shape of a gun, shout "boo!" and watch them wee themselves and cry to Tony Blair. |
Dear Letters Shed, Do you ever consider that you have Gay readers? Your constant gay bashing is just fucking ignorant. |
Words of Wisdom: You must be gay if you can't see that. Bender! Bender! |
Dear Letters Shed, Do you realise that this current Letters Shed is called Shed 7, as in the failed Britpop band? |
Words of Wisdom: Such is fame. I saw Haddaway behind the fish counter of my local ASDA yesterday. |
Dear Letters Shed, Hedgedog is herisson in french, so it is Sonic l'herisson. |
Words of Wisdom: I had that Alice Beer in my shop the other day, she was complaining about my shrivelled plums and lack of quality service. Some people are never happy. |
Dear Letters Shed, Note To Self: Stop using other people's letter system to send notes to self........ IMMEDIATELY! |
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