HAPPY MONDAY EVERYONE!
Found this. Thought it was an unfunny pretend game. Turns out it’s real, which is even less funny:
Shall we say midnight, Thursday 24th, my house for the mass suicide?
filed in ACTUAL GAMES, RUBBISH YOUTUBE-BASED UPDATES on Mar.21, 2011
March 21st, 2011 on 12:50 pm
Can I sodomise you first
March 21st, 2011 on 6:12 pm
Hmm. In a way, I think it’s a good thing that fans of country music dancing practice their hobby indoors with a Wii and not in public.
Hopefully they’ll all break their spines over a clothes horse whilst doing My Achey Breaky Heart and we can all move on.
March 21st, 2011 on 7:32 pm
Will the sodomy be on a voluntary or surprise basis?
March 21st, 2011 on 10:14 pm
Can I sodomise you afterward?
March 22nd, 2011 on 12:28 am
Speaking of Sodomy, Yakuza 4 is out and you get to play as 4 different Men, oh I could crush a grape.
March 22nd, 2011 on 12:42 am
Sodomy sounds tiring, can we all just stay at home and have separate wanks instead? More than willing to kill myself afterwards, obviously.
March 22nd, 2011 on 9:42 am
Will now not be continuing the quest to try and sodomise Krotoski since she employs such language as “Teh Kitteh” on Twitter…doesn’t matter if it’s ironic or not.
No buggery for you
March 22nd, 2011 on 10:10 am
I shall follow her cat but not her. Make of that what you will.
March 22nd, 2011 on 6:00 pm
Filed in ACTUAL GAMES.
ACTUAL. GAMES.
No.
March 23rd, 2011 on 5:00 am
I read that Agave Syrup is better than sugar, so I bought some and have given up white sugar in my coffee. I’m also cutting out butter.
Complex Cleanse
March 23rd, 2011 on 9:12 am
Cutting out butter? Are completely fucking mental? “Butter” and the “cutting out” of should never appear in the same sentence.
You can shove that Agave Syrup up your arse, which would probably feel quote nice.
Happy Wednesday everyone!
March 24th, 2011 on 1:40 pm
Glad I saw th SEGA of America auction first http://shop.ebay.com/segaamerica/m.html otherwise I wouldn’t have been able to wait for the mass suicide pact.
March 24th, 2011 on 4:39 pm
People are bidding 400 dollars for a Dreamcast hoodie? Have they lost their fucking minds?
Utterly tragic.
March 24th, 2011 on 9:57 pm
I think a “complex cleanse” actualy does involve shoving agave syrup up one’s arse. It was quite popular with the Victorians after a hard day’s figging.
March 24th, 2011 on 11:18 pm
Signed art by Yu Suzuki, oh do be original, how about a vial of sperm instead. I hope for the bidders sake that, that Bayonetta costume hasn’t been washed.
March 25th, 2011 on 5:04 am
I read that Agave Syrup is better than sugar, so I bought some and have given up white sugar in my coffee. I’m also cutting out butter.
Press Dough Cookie Maker
March 25th, 2011 on 10:13 am
Giving up butter in your coffee?
Can’t believe it’s taken them saying it twice for me to spot the madness in that statement.