PSP LIFESTYLE PHOTO STOCK CLEARANCE #7
It’s a slightly different woman this time, and one that would appear to be in a heterosexual relationship with a man. That’s how wide the appeal of PSP is. Straight men, gay men, straight women.
All we need to see now is some lesbians operating PSP’s wi-fi service while relaxing outside a working man’s club on the back of their motorbikes.
What’s so funny?! What’s so funny??!! Please LET US IN ON THE JOKE!
Oh. The sky. What’s funny about the sky? Is the cloud shaped like an animal?
filed in PROMOTIONAL IMAGES on Jul.07, 2009
July 7th, 2009 on 12:01 pm
They’re laughing at the PSP’s pathetic attempt at putting blue skies in gaming.
July 7th, 2009 on 12:24 pm
They’re laughing because it’s the law. Gaming platforms are ‘entertainment’ devices; ergo*, you must laugh like you’ve had a massive, self-selected lobotomy when anywhere near one. I support this law (and unnecessary lobotomies), and can often be found outside, giggling merrily at the sky.
If some of you are sometimes near gaming machines and NOT laughing like loons I don’t want to know, ok? It’s your choice, fair enough. Just don’t blame me when the Nintendo Thought Police kick your door down at 1.30am sometime soon.
*there you are, Weatherbox.
July 7th, 2009 on 12:37 pm
That bottom image is screaming out for some kind of Photoshop contest.
July 7th, 2009 on 12:38 pm
They’re laughing because they’re twats. Twats who hate blue skies. I bet they’re like “el oh el blue sky? thats for kiddies. ha ha this is well funny, silly psp trying to make us play kids games. wheres my brown sky and brown buildings and brown whores and guns that shoot brown bullets”
Fucking twats.
July 7th, 2009 on 1:10 pm
There’d be no contest. It’d be Goatse from everyone.
July 7th, 2009 on 1:20 pm
How disappointing. You didn’t say she’d be with a man, Zorg. Fantasy shattered! Now there’s no way I could approach her with my superior Game Gear, impress her and then take her back to my bedroom at my dad’s house to have sex with her. She has a boyfriend :(
Maybe he’s just a gay friend and I’m still in? This isn’t supposed to happen in my own fantasies damn it.
I know, I’ll dispatch the man with a nail gun when he goes to bog…
July 7th, 2009 on 3:06 pm
Maybe they laugh because that’s the most fun you can retrieve from a PSP, and the most fun they’ve ever had, because those sad bastards never owned a Sega Saturn.
July 7th, 2009 on 4:16 pm
You don’t want her, marimo. Look at the girth of her fingers in the first shot, and the sheer size of her thumb in the second shot. I think she grew up near Sizewell, next door to that Halo girl with the giant feet.
Her face is also exceedingly pointy.
July 7th, 2009 on 5:22 pm
Yeah, but then so is Jennifer Love-Hewitt’s, and surely you’re not telling me you said no…
July 7th, 2009 on 5:25 pm
Agreed. In fact both their faces are exceedingly pointy and they have the same teeth. So much so I suspect they are in fact brother and sister who cannot help continually laughing in public with the secret joy of incest and hand-held PSP gaming.
July 8th, 2009 on 2:40 am
I’ll be honest, I just want some of their cake.
That looks like good cake.
July 8th, 2009 on 11:30 am
Her sponge looks a bit dry.
That joke would’ve worked better if she’d been having the pie, bloody Sony can’t even setup a joke properly.