Maureen: Hi Dave, thanks for inviting me round to dinner! Dave: No problem, it's really nice to see you again. Maureen: Can I help at all? Dave: No, it's okay, I'm just about ready to take the potatoes off the boil and serve them for dinner...
Maureen: Are you sure I can't help with anything? Dave: Well... it would be quite nice if you could hold my pan handle while I drain my spuds in the sink... Maureen: Oo-er! Dave: Oo-er!
Come back soon for more double-meaning fun with the English language!