C: More than 10.
Which word do you find the most amusing:
Do you think UK:Resistance is good value for money:
A: Of course it is, it's free for gods sake.
Who do you think are the most stupid out of the following:
B: Playstation owners.
C: American Playstation owners.
D: British Playstation owners.
E: Nintendo owners.
On a scale of brown (the worst) to red (the best) how do you rate UK:Resistance overall:
If the value of X equals Y*Z, and Y plus Z equals the cosine of UK:Resistance, Y equals:
Since you've started reading various internet news pages, do you still buy as many printed monthly games mags:
A: Less than I used to.
B: About the same number.
C: More than I used to.
Just how much do you like our new links page:
A: It's great.
B: It's really great.
C: It's really really great.
D: It's really really fantastic.
E: It really is, quite frankly, amazing.
Would you like us to make up news, so we can update the news page even when nothing happens:
A: No. Honesty is the best policy.
B: Maybe the odd speculation, but nothing dishonest.
C: I thought you already do.
Anthea Turner should be:
C: Mutilated and killed.
Using the brown to red scale, how optimistic are you about the Saturn and Sega's future:
The Spice Girls:
A: No way.
B: Okay, but with the volume turned down.
C: Oh yes please.
Tempted by the Nintendo 64:
A: No. I'm content with my Saturn.
B: Maybe. I'll see how many other games are released.
C: Yes, when I can afford it.
D: It's an essential item.
This survey has been:
A: An interesting diversion from reality.
B: A slight waste of time.
C: A complete and utter waste of time.
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