A: 1-4. B: 5-10. C: More than 10.
Which word do you find the most amusing:
A: Cheese. B: Pamphlet. C: Flange.
Do you think UK:Resistance is good value for money:
A: Of course it is, it's free for gods sake.
Who do you think are the most stupid out of the following:
A: Americans. B: Playstation owners. C: American Playstation owners. D: British Playstation owners. E: Nintendo owners.
On a scale of brown (the worst) to red (the best) how do you rate UK:Resistance overall:
A: Brown. B: Yellow. C: Green. D: Aqua-marine. E: Mauve. F: Red.
If the value of X equals Y*Z, and Y plus Z equals the cosine of UK:Resistance, Y equals:
A: (X+Z)/Z. B: (X-Z)squared. C: (Xsquared)*Z.
Since you've started reading various internet news pages, do you still buy as many printed monthly games mags:
A: Less than I used to. B: About the same number. C: More than I used to.
Who's hardest:
A: Ryu. B: Wolverine. C: Akira.
Who's prettiest:
A: Cammy. B: Sarah. C: Ken.
Just how much do you like our new links page:
A: It's great. B: It's really great. C: It's really really great. D: It's really really fantastic. E: It really is, quite frankly, amazing.
Would you like us to make up news, so we can update the news page even when nothing happens:
A: No. Honesty is the best policy. B: Maybe the odd speculation, but nothing dishonest. C: I thought you already do.
Anthea Turner should be:
A: Mutilated. B: Killed. C: Mutilated and killed.
Using the brown to red scale, how optimistic are you about the Saturn and Sega's future:
The Spice Girls:
A: No way. B: Okay, but with the volume turned down. C: Oh yes please.
Tempted by the Nintendo 64:
A: No. I'm content with my Saturn. B: Maybe. I'll see how many other games are released. C: Yes, when I can afford it. D: It's an essential item.
This survey has been:
A: An interesting diversion from reality. B: A slight waste of time. C: A complete and utter waste of time.
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