Mental. We were going to add our replies to your letters, you know, like how letters pages should be done, but your letters have all been so awesomely mental that we'll just let them speak for themselves. The shed is happy... which is just as well, as you know what happens when it gets sad! We've even decided to rate your letters on how good they are - the more logos, the more we like it. Feel free to use these award logos on your own web sites and company stationery!
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Dear Letters Shed, MORE TITS! erm, excuse my hormonal impulses.  
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Dear Letters Shed, Ooh, "kinky" new look! I think it is nice.. indeed. I am happy to see that you are finally receiving some recognition, because I have visited your site for 'yonks' and it is a grand little site, with all the latest news.. and videogame characters... WITH THEIR TITS OUT!!! So, y'know, thank you. I wonder if you are happy? Bye! 
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Dear Letters Shed, www.jailbabes.com - This should be UK:R's official website of the new millennium.     
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Dear Letters Shed,
What happens when the shed gets sad? must know!!!
Dear Letters Shed,
What the fuck happens when the shed gets sad?! It sheds a tear, right?! BwAHAHahAAH!
Dear Letters Shed,
That whale dick thing was absolutely disgusting.. But hilarious at the same time. So what was Jon doing with that whale, anyway? It must have been "hard" to get him "up" on the beach like that.. hehehehe. =)
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Dear Letters Shed, I-can't-get-my-wheelchair-all-the-way-up-the-ramp-and-that-is-not-a- hand-rail-its-a-fucking-radiator-and-that-nurse-wont-wipe-my-bottom- so-im-slipping-out-of-my-wheel-chairrrrrrrrrr 
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Dear Letters Shed, You asked for it so here it goes: "Babylon-X is a Grade A Porn site it has everything from celebrities to live video feeds. With a lightning fast server and tons of pics you just CAN"T get tired of it"    
[please note: any further reviews of porn sites MUST include the full url, so we can, er, verify that it's genuine - UK:R]
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Dear Letters Shed, i shot a man once. 
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Dear Letters Shed, This is the most crazy and freaked out Sega site there is....good work. I love the PSX2 controller haha 
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Dear Letters Shed,
I'm currently writing a history essay anyone know if disillusionment is a proper word?
Dear Letters Shed,
Hello. This is Mike Fahey from Videogamers.com, located in that big former colony across the sea. I happen to understand all the humor on your site, and I am am not proud of this. I grew up watching BBC programmes on our public television. It's interesting to note that while watching BBC in the UK is normal, watching it in the US tends to label one as a geek. I think it's all Doctor Who's fault myself. The reason I am writing, other than to heap praise upon your site, is to ask a question. How can you concentrate on writing with all those French people so close by? Can you smell France from where you are? I'd like to visit the United Kingdom at some point but I do not wish to have to subject myself to anything French. Not that I have anything against the French. I just think they are rude smelly bastards who are angry because they can't complete a sentence without using an English term so their language ends up sounding like "gurgle gargle blah blah doo Rice Crispies gurgle (spit)."
Ah, the language of love.
Keep up the good work, and from all of us in the US, "We're sorry about Baywatch."Dear Letters Shed,
Great Site I love the content being a UK video games web-master i like the style, just want to know how you can bow down to the guys at Seganet and make them sound like all British folks are complete prats, maybe you should of thought about whether the move was worth it.
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Dear Letters Shed, I often find myself wanking off to pictures of Honey from Fighting Vipers. With her pert breasts and sheer, shiny PVC she's my idol goddess. If I can find a machine like the one in Tron to reduce my atoms to videogame size so I can enter the game to shag her senseless...well...I'll scream and scream like Bonnie Langford. Red Shiny PVC..hmmmm uhuhuhu huhuhuhuh uhuhuhuhuh   
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Dear Letters Shed, I hope you meant it as a joke... but I wasnt impressed with the sledge against Australia at seganet...
"We're from England - you remember, the great country that invented
everything good in the world (apart from Australia - sorry about that one)
Great country eh? You cant be that a good country when your monarchy are renowned for their inbredding and lack of intelligence.. your cricket team cant beat us, your tennis players are poor and your soccer fans are infamous for being morons... Australia kick Englands scrawny butt in the commanwealth games all the time and it wont be long till the sega fans of Australia start whipping you pommies in Sega Rally 2 and other DC games... And if Australia is so bad.. why do we have so many English people coming to live here? I could have said more... but I dont wish to cause a fight.... The UK is a great place.. so is Australia... of course we both are biased.. but thats no reason to slag off on other peoples country... Btw.. the new design is excellent and your page is great too... Yours with fierce patriotism
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Dear Letters Shed, About 2900+ years ago, a girl named ALIS was caught in the nude. This pic has been circulating for more then $100,000 USD and has yet to be digitized. It is also been rumored that she was caught with an animal, though that maybe just a rumor. Find it and there will be millions of monitors dripping with excitement. 
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Dear Letters Shed, Spank my gaming monkey please
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Dear Letters Shed,
Your site makes me want to vent my spleen. At least, that's what I call it.Dear Letters Shed,
I like the new look of the site! It's the same, yet different, y'know? Anyway, here's to another year of infrequent updates padded out with juvenile humour and gratuitous girlie pictures!Um, I suppose I'd better add some kind of point. Ok, I've got one - is it just me or does it seem a bit suspect thatYu Suzuki took 3 years, a gazillion dollars, and a team the size of a small third world country's population and all he could come up with is Dragon's Lair in real-time 3D!?
Anyways, chin up!
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