Pick the no-show reason of your choice

We're in jail
The venue has inadequate wheelchair access facilities
Sega has issued us with restraining orders
We're actually Americans living in the US
Because Adam might be there
We'd get mobbed by fans and steal the limelight from Sega
Leaving the house is too scary
We're too busy playing the fantastic Sega Dreamcast games already available on import!!!!!
It clashes with Countdown
We already know because we advised Sega on the compiling of the list
We're only pretending to be interested in games these days