Christmas Day Planner It's another fantastic Christmas feature! Print out this handy 'checklist' to make sure your Christmas Day is carried out strictly in accordance with generations of tradition. 4:30am - Wake up 4:32am - Open presents 4:56am - Bored with presents, go back to bed 8:02am - Wake up 8:14am - Explain 'open present' situation to angry parents 9:21am - First alcoholic drink of the day 9:23am - Second alcoholic drink of the day 9:25am - Third alcoholic drink of the day 11:23am - Wake up again 11:35am - Open large box of chocolates 11:59am - Embarrassingly hide empty box underneath sofa 12:22pm - Spill red wine over new woolly jumper 2:00pm - Eat dinner, wondering who's on Christmas 'Top of the Pops' 3:01pm - Fall asleep 3:21pm - Wake up 3:22pm - Fall asleep 4:02pm - Wake up 4:03pm - Fall asleep 7:00pm - Wake up 8:01pm - Collect winnings from family for correctly predicting the 'cliffhanger' at the end of the festive edition of your favourite Soap Opera 8:15pm - Mmm! Turkey sandwiches! 8:45pm - Fall asleep 10:45pm - Wake up 10:46pm - Watch 1977 'Morcambe and Wise' Christmas Special. 11:45pm - Watch some crap carol singing rubbish on telly because you can't be bothered to change channels/go to bed. 1:05am - Go to bed, tinged with slight regret and ten pounds heavier. Click on the Christmas trees to return to the Christmas Special index:
It's another fantastic Christmas feature! Print out this handy 'checklist' to make sure your Christmas Day is carried out strictly in accordance with generations of tradition.
4:32am - Open presents
4:56am - Bored with presents, go back to bed
8:02am - Wake up
8:14am - Explain 'open present' situation to angry parents
9:21am - First alcoholic drink of the day
9:23am - Second alcoholic drink of the day
9:25am - Third alcoholic drink of the day
11:23am - Wake up again
11:35am - Open large box of chocolates
11:59am - Embarrassingly hide empty box underneath sofa
12:22pm - Spill red wine over new woolly jumper
2:00pm - Eat dinner, wondering who's on Christmas 'Top of the Pops'
3:01pm - Fall asleep
3:21pm - Wake up
3:22pm - Fall asleep
4:02pm - Wake up
4:03pm - Fall asleep
7:00pm - Wake up
8:01pm - Collect winnings from family for correctly predicting the 'cliffhanger' at the end of the festive edition of your favourite Soap Opera
8:15pm - Mmm! Turkey sandwiches!
8:45pm - Fall asleep
10:45pm - Wake up
10:46pm - Watch 1977 'Morcambe and Wise' Christmas Special.
11:45pm - Watch some crap carol singing rubbish on telly because you can't be bothered to change channels/go to bed.
1:05am - Go to bed, tinged with slight regret and ten pounds heavier.
Click on the Christmas trees to return to the Christmas Special index:
