101 names for a new console

You know what it's like - you invest millions in developing a new console, millions in coding games for it, millions advertising and promoting it, and guess what? You've forgotten to think up a cool name for it. Could happen to anyone I suppose, but given that the best Sega can currently do is Dural, we thought we'd put together a few suggestions for decent official names for Sega's new console.

We've made three lists - our favourite possible names, names which should be avoided at all costs, and names you've suggested. So have a read, then have a think, and send in your serious or comedy name suggestions... we'll list every single one we get, and mail them all to Sega as well, so maybe they'll use your name! But don't bank on it.

UK:Resistance suggested 'Dural' names:

SuperSonic
X2
SuperStar
Maximum
Access
Steel
DReAM
Phoenix
Reality
R

Names that should be avoided at all costs:

The Wankel Rotary Console
Xena: Warrior Console
Uranus
Der Fantastiche Sega Uber Consolen
Colin
Mummy
Big Boy
Mister Chippy
SmegaDrive
MIR
TinkyWinky64
ClegNut

Reader suggestions:

Here's the first batch of your ideas, and because we're in charge, we've put our favourite suggestions in bold. Don't be offended if your own idea isn't in bold, we're just being all English and superior.

Sega's Happy Instrucion Translator
Flang-o-tron
Saturn II (To play on the success of the current console)
Sega Monolith
Zablioliaki
Atomium
X-doesntmarkthespot
Millenium
Sega 65
Sega 101
Sega 666
Sega 10,000
Sega 7353244
Galaxy
PowerDrive VR
SolarDrive
Sega Resistance
Colecovision 2
Halifax Building Society PLC
Cable
Sega - System64
X-46
Black Cheese
Yakuza
Triad
Revelations
Goliath
Playstation 2 (a trick to sell a lot of them ;-))
PowerStation
PowerBase

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