Things I want..

A cool watch
Decent house compilations (none of that 'speed garage' bollocks)
A very large and powerful PC
Fully functioning X-Ray spectacles
The love of a good woman...
Or failing that, a decent shag
Assorted Teletubbies merchandise
Human teleportation device
Large amounts of cash
Seventies disco compilations
Huge widescreen telly
A genuine Bandai Tamagotchi
A lava lamp

What I don`t want...

DIY equipment
Cheap stuff
Any kind of aftershave
Remington 'Fuzz-away'
Remington nose and ear hair trimmer
Remington 'Arse-clean' automated wiping machine
The Princess Diana tribute album

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