A: Turn off the Saturn, and talk to your loved-one for two hours.
B: Pause the game, talk to her for a while, then continue your game.
C: Refuse to answer the phone. Girls are boring.
A: Don't bother watching it. This series isn't as good as the last.
B: Pause your game, watch the episode, then continue playing afterwards.
C: Continue playing, video the episode, then watch it while making notes of any technical inaccuracies.
A: Wait for your mum to call you down for dinner.
B: Pause the game, run to your local chip shop, then resume play
C: Reach down to the supply of crisps and coke stashed in your drawer, and continue playing
A: Draw the curtains and cry, then make discrete arrangements for their funeral.
B: Mourn for a couple of days, then get back to your Saturn.
C: Steal their credit cards and buy an import copy of Fighters Megamix and a widescreen TV.
A: Adhere to a rigorous revision timetable, ignoring your Saturn.
B: Revise often, but allow the ocassional break to relax playing some games.
C: Practise Akira's SPoD. Who needs to know algebra anyway?
A: Put some shorts on, go to the beach, and try to talk to that girl you keep thinking about.
B: Put some lotion on, and sit in the shade reading a games magazine.
C: Draw the curtains, the light is reflecting on the screen.
A: Go, drink too much, and fall asleep in the garden.
B: Go, and talk to somebody about your favourite Saturn games.
C: Politely decline because your Saturn internal memory needs to be sorted out.
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