Sega Japan put up this page showing Japanese gamers how to get the most fun from their Dreamcast. We've translated it for you! Import a Japanese machine with assurance and confidence - thanks to UK:Resistance!

Congratulations, Mr and Mrs Takashi...

You have a new baby Dreamcast!

Keep your Dreamcast happy and soon it will reproduce - all by itself!

Baby Dreamcasts need a lot of attention - keep them with you at all times. A happy baby will grow quickly!

After six months, young Dreamcasts are mature enough to mate...

The horny little beasts will shag anything!

Wow! Not only has the Dreamcast been scientifically proven as over one hundred miles better than other machines, but it's even capable of reproduction! Let's hope they go shag-crazy and take over the whole world!