"Hello, I work for Sony. You might like to know that the PlayStation 2 can do one hundred trillion polygons per second, and will be much better than the Dreamcast - even though it doesn't exist yet."Sony are believed to be targetting the 'pink pound' with the PS2, which is to be the first openly gay console:
"Although it may alienate the majority of the 'laddish' market," said a Sony spokesman, "we believe that by making the PlayStation 2 a 'gay' console we will be opening up a large and as-yet un-penetrated market."
"Ooh! I said penetrated! Ooh, what a bitch!" added the Sony insider.