*Insert joke about emptying sacks*
Jon's pressie wish-list:

A Dreamcast, VF3tb, and a big telly
Caprice 1999 calendar
Subaru Imprezza 22B
Robbie Willians to be killed in a freak accident
'Make yourself invisible' machine
17inch monitor
T1 internet link to my house

Pressies Jon doesn't want:

A Dreamcast with Godzilla, Pen Pen Tricelon and July.

Gary's pressie wish-list:

A Dreamcast with all the 'trimmings'
A Goldeneye N64 pack
The ability to control the minds of women
Some new ideas
Dannii Minogue's 1999 calendar
Starship Troopers (widescreen)
Nice biscuit selection packs
After Eight mints
A large neatly plucked bird with plenty of breast, dripping with hot juices and served with some freshly drained spuds after a good stuffing.
A turkey
For my local cable TV company to stop teasing me by sending leaflets about how great cable TV is, and then telling me I'm not in their connection area when I try to sign up, even though they send me letters TO MY ADDRESS asking me if I want cable. What kind of behaviour is that?
Some anti-paranoia drugs

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