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SONIC AND TAILS TATTOOED ON THE FLABBY, PINK AND YELLOWED FLESH OF WHAT IS CLAIMED TO BE A LADY

A reader found these. They are of light/mild interest because that blotchy, bruised skin is supposedly the skin of a lady. No idea what part of a lady, so you’ll have to invent the scene in which she slowly reveals them to you in your own minds.

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“I was doing some Level 3 stalking of some woman I saw on a dating web site and found these pictures and I thought I would be a good idea to send them to you. I need to go and cry myself to sleep while watching my train set go around like a record” – Jim.

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No idea what part that might be. It bulges out like it might be a bit of poorly-maintained side, and that may be a waistband bottom-left – but it’s tough to really narrow it down. Could be a monstrous arm, for example.

filed in GENTLE STALKING, READERS DOING WEIRD STUFF on Dec.02, 2009

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“SKY SPORTS PRESENTER GEORGIE THOMPSON”

We know the internet. We know the #1 thing people on the internet want to see is photos of female TV presenters in different positions and scenarios than usual, wearing different clothes than usual. It lets you build up a wider, more solid fantasy scenario in your head, if you know what sort of clothes they wear outside of the studio.

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This, for example, is what Georgie might wear on a “night out” with “the girls”.

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Photos taken from the Daily Mail. The excuse for reading the Daily Mail web site is as follows – we were writing something proper for someone else about Sky and Xbox 360, and required an image. These images popped up in Google Image Search, leading us to the Daily Mail web site for the larger originals.

filed in GENTLE STALKING, OFF THE INTERNET on Oct.02, 2009

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IDIOT PUTS SKIN IN THE HANDS OF UBISOFT’S MARKETING DEPARTMENT

Jesus Christ. All it takes is one meeting where Ubisoft decides to stop wasting money supporting “the community” and she’s going to look very, very silly indeed.

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“When I found out about the Frag Dolls, who they are and what they represented, I made a goal for myself: I wanted to be a Frag Doll. I decided when I became a Frag Doll I would represent my accomplishment forever. I wanted to always remember and show that I appreciated the honor of being a part of something that is so influential and of course fun. With this said, I decided my second gaming tattoo would be the Frag Dolls logo and my new name Fidget!” – Fidget :(

filed in "NEWS", ENEMIES, GENTLE STALKING on Jul.23, 2009

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RICHARD JACQUES SUGGESTS BECOMING A FAN OF RICHARD JACQUES

But Richard, WE ALREADY ARE. YOU KNOW THIS. WHY ARE YOU PRETENDING?

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Hopefully there’s some sort of sick drunken initiation ceremony, involving group games to do with bottoms. There’d better not be any women allowed in this fan club.

filed in GENTLE STALKING on Jun.29, 2009

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