VIRTUA TENNIS 4
Andy’s not very happy because it’s only been announced as a PlayStation Move game.
And someone’s got the exclusive on screenshots of the lady players. More stuff about it here and here.
filed in "NEWS", ACTUAL GAMES on Aug.18, 2010
Andy’s not very happy because it’s only been announced as a PlayStation Move game.
And someone’s got the exclusive on screenshots of the lady players. More stuff about it here and here.
filed in "NEWS", ACTUAL GAMES on Aug.18, 2010
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August 18th, 2010 on 12:55 pm
I see it retains its trademark fire-damaged zombie with bolted on arms wearing a cardboard tshirt aesthetic.
August 18th, 2010 on 2:30 pm
Has it got Frankentim?
Henman’s got this on-off Frankenstein’s Monster look going on in the VT games:
VT – Frankenstein
VT2 – Non-Frankenstein
VT3 – Frankenstein
I dare say it’s possibly a pattern…
August 18th, 2010 on 2:43 pm
Sega are a bit like the UK economy, i.e. I don’t like to talk them down in public in case it jeopardises their recovery, but since we’re on the subject… why do all the player models in all the recent Virtua Tennis games look so utterly hideous and malformed?
Is it a deliberate design choice so you’re not constantly picking the female players and trying to see up their skirts?
August 19th, 2010 on 11:17 am
ffs! I dutifully clicked on both links hoping for Kournikova action and got jack all!