THE DEPRESSING END RESULT OF THE “APOCALYPS3″
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March 4th, 2010 on 8:16 pm
A baby-boom from watching furry porn on the internet ?
March 4th, 2010 on 8:57 pm
Jesus wept.
Now there’ll be an explosion in potato-faced chav babies. I hope you’re fucking happy, Sony…
March 5th, 2010 on 12:05 am
Haha, 87% of PS3pricecompare users are LONELY LIARS, who took the time away from their PS3s to wank and
cry. 65% tried to insert their penises into the disc slot. 38% succeeded. A staggering 20% of PS3pricecompare users are now unable to use their PS3 anyway, due to “discharge damage” and crippling injuries to their bathing-suit area (cocks).
March 5th, 2010 on 12:23 am
9 Months? But does that factor in the PS3s wonky timekeeping? I suppose it’ll keep the paedos occupied for a bit.
March 5th, 2010 on 2:31 am
Haha hilarious. Well, sony gamers taking their mothers to mcdonalds or having quality ‘loving’ time with their right hands will not create a baby boom. Danger aborted.
March 5th, 2010 on 6:26 am
I dont believe this is real news… There is no link to the original articles webpage
March 5th, 2010 on 6:43 am
Most of the 40 million PSN users are probably 18 year old virgins with a PSP. I really doubt making babies was an alternative for them.
March 5th, 2010 on 7:36 am
If I was King Herod (which I am) I’d carefully have all children born 9 months from the PSN fail date humanely destroyed (in the Nile). After all their parents own PS3s. And if we let them live, they’d grow up knowing that they had been conceived entirely due to their parents not being able to play Uncharted for a few hours.
I was conceived because my mum and dad couldn’t play Spacewar on punched cards in the 60s. And look how I’ve turned out.
March 6th, 2010 on 8:59 pm
This is the PS3 we’re talking about here… 87% indulged in some loving translates as…
“87% had a wank”
And lets be honest here, most of the people buying and worshipping the PS3 really shouldn’t be allowed to breed in the first place.