Comments on: SONIC 4 HAS A WEB SITE

By: Business office supplies

Business office supplies — Tue, 13 Apr 2010 02:18:01 +0000

Business office supplies…

I wish I was able to do the same…

By: Bloomi Bolokov

Bloomi Bolokov — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 01:42:09 +0000

Typo’d on the poor man’s name. It got worse!

By: Bloomi Bolokov

Bloomi Bolokov — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 01:41:34 +0000

Dr. Kintober shouldn’t be consigned to Western gaming history. The poor man has to live as the fat, angry Robotnik for god’s sake. It can’t get much worse for him.

By: marimo

marimo — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 22:52:14 +0000

I also want to point out that the spelling mistake in my last post was intentional, included in the hope that Sega might see it and consider me as a writer for any future Sonic websites it decides to launch. Because I really need a job.

By: marimo

marimo — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 22:41:55 +0000

To be honest, the story in the Sonic The Hedgehog Manual is no literary masterpiece, either. I know, I’ve just read it. It also contains the line “Be Sonic, be atomic”. You can’t get much worse than that.

I mean, it is 2010 and thus not really acceptable to shit out a paragraph of any old shit and call it a “story” any more, so maybe it’s intentional? Like Sega are making us feel a home with a poorly written intro to the mostly irrelevant/non existant plot.

By: M. Zorg

M. Zorg — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 18:55:37 +0000

That story is unbelievable. It’s like ironic fan fiction, complete with intentional typos.

By: wahwahwahwah

wahwahwahwah — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 17:12:20 +0000

More classic cuts:

‘fter and Epic showdown between Sonic and Knuckles’

‘now this mysterious island are dropping down to the ocean surface because the Death Egg had been falling on this island. ‘

‘tory thus far:

‘It began as Sonic’s animal friends begin disappearing from South Island’

Jesus Christ, does the person typing this not READ IT?

By: wahwahwahwah

wahwahwahwah — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 17:09:34 +0000

That backstory is quite possibly the most poorly written thing in Sega’s history, and that’s saying something.

‘nuckles steals the Chaos emeralds from Sonic, being tricked by Eggman that he is an enemy come to take the Master Emerald.While Sonic and Tails are entangled by Knuckles, Eggman repairs the Death Egg and preps it for launch.’

And yes, the K is actually missing.

I have a horrible feeling this is going to be some low budget, externally developed, overly focus-grouped knock off.

Please let me be wrong.

By: TheCoolinator

TheCoolinator — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 15:56:26 +0000

I prefer him to be called Dr. Robotnik. Makes more sense since he makes robots, flys around in robots, and attacks Sonic with robotic animals.

The name Eggman sounds like the Sega marketing department had too many Saki-Bombs the night before and had to submit a name to their superiors by noon.

“He’s shaped like an Egg….let’s call him EGG-MAN”

“BRILLIANT!!!!111″

By: GigerPunk

GigerPunk — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 11:08:53 +0000

An intro that witters on about Dr. Eggman this, Dr. Eggman that…
Bah, is that it?
Was that really worth hanging around for 8 more minutes?