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By: Games Asylum » Who the flip is Alice?

Games Asylum » Who the flip is Alice? — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 11:18:57 +0000

[...] Expect a load of DS titles to re-enter the chart next week due to the super-sized Nintendo DSi XL hitting stores tomorrow. There are only two new DS games released this week to coincide with it though – the apparently better than you might expect Alice in Wonderland (also out on Wii) and Ubisoft’s Imagine: Journalist, as mocked on UK Resistance. [...]

By: W.I.P. (Work In Progress) » Journalistes en mode test

W.I.P. (Work In Progress) » Journalistes en mode test — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 08:51:21 +0000

[...] que le jeu sort en Angleterre en mars prochain, le site UK Resistance s’est amusé à refaire les règles du jeu: «commence comme journaliste de presse locale et deviens un blogueur déprimé», [...]

By: slight

slight — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 13:24:57 +0000

@Zorg

See, and you doubted that one day you’d be living the dream!

By: floppylobster

floppylobster — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 23:18:00 +0000

Supplemental joke features :

- Learn to hate the only thing that once gave you joy.

- Use your zoom lens to take pictures of girls from a safe distance.

- Get slowly pushed out of covering mainstream events and be forced to specialize in obscure fields. Watch as people who have been even more marginalised by society make your readership figures grow to double digits.

- Thrill to the meteoric rise of under-qualified pretty girls and pretend that you wouldn’t have hired them over yourself.

- Master your editing skills and use your handheld recorder and edit together – “No I don’t remember you. You want me to say what? Get lost pervert! Hey! Get out of my handbag! Fuck off arsehole this is an invite only event!” into “Fuck my arsehole, I invite you to.”

- Comfort yourself when you cry alone at night with the knowledge you can correctly use a semi-colon. Or at least know when not to try and use one.

- Refute police claims you were downloading hardcore pornography by declaring you were “researching a story.”

- Be the envy of no one.

Imagine.

By: M. Zorg

M. Zorg — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 19:01:00 +0000

30 tweets? Blimey. I might have to upgrade the hosting package from ‘Starter/Bronze’.

By: slight

slight — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 17:53:05 +0000

I tipped off journalism.co.uk. Now you’re the center of a tweetstorm. It’s like a shitstorm but cooler.

http://twitter.com/search?q=%23journalismds

By: CyberRazorMike

CyberRazorMike — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 16:45:13 +0000

Does Zorg want a hug? Or is he trying to talk himself out of buying this?

By: GigerPunk

GigerPunk — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 15:31:46 +0000

I have no opinion of the uselessness of journalists, other than the usual hatred of ‘thu meeeja’ and the nasty fings wot they rite, but regarding the beard I belive the popular internet phrase is:
Pics or GTFO

By: Police Constable London

Police Constable London — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 15:25:20 +0000

“Wonder how people so obviously useless get paid three times as much to do less work.”

Vs.

“I should say I’ve never claimed to be a journalist. I might’ve mumbled “I’m sort of a writer” once or twice, then blushed about it.”

Et voilà.

Honestly not trying to be a dick, I fully appreciate the difficulties involved in being human, being closely related to them myself. Maybe you could mount a Rocky style comeback? Keeping any purported beard will be essential.