Comments on: EMERGENCY WEEKEND UPDATE: YOU CAN “EVEN RIDE BANANAS”

By: spankmaster2000

spankmaster2000 — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 00:59:12 +0000

Jen gives me the Superhorn.

By: roskelld

roskelld — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 09:37:37 +0000

The racing game with ‘addichewed’?

WUT?

By: GigerPunk

GigerPunk — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 11:30:21 +0000

I could be wrong here but I think the use of the word ‘fag’ is now generally frowned upon; I think the accepted term these days is ‘Puddle-jumper‘

By: Registered Wanker

Registered Wanker — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 00:32:44 +0000

I wonder if they think kids think fags are hip and cool and a comforting presence.

By: Weatherbox

Weatherbox — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 23:53:36 +0000

Oh yeah this also just looks like a shit Mariokart, which has to be the obvious criticism. I doubt very much they’ve improved upon the flagship multiplayer formula Nintendo has been perfecting for generations and which…actually, Mariokart has been getting progressively worse since the SNES one.

Sorry for blaspheming. I’ll atone by saying 2000 Hail Cream the Rabbits with my rosary golden rings.

By: Weatherbox

Weatherbox — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 23:48:47 +0000

This could only be worse if Ant & Dec were there trying to come off as salt of the earth lads who have ‘sort of come around to computer games that aren’t Fifa ‘cos the graffix are well good on some of the Playstation ones’.

By: floppylobster

floppylobster — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 12:40:32 +0000

That was the most awesome radical vid I’ve seen on the net in like, for-evar. It would be totally tubular if Jen would rub those giant horse teeth of hers along the shaft of my penis. I’d promise to cry like a little girl since she seems into that sort of shit. Bring it ON.

By: GigerPunk

GigerPunk — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 12:33:24 +0000

SBS = Sodding Blue Shell. Even worse than allowing 'catchup' for crap players. Obviously, they've decided these are good things, for some reason

By: Badben

Badben — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 12:24:47 +0000

“What’s so exciting is that you never know who’s going to win. Even when you’re down, you’re not out!”

Translation: SHIT RANDOM PERSECUTION OF SKILLED GAMERS REMOVES ALL INCENTIVES TO LEARN THE GAME. OR EVEN PLAY THE GAME.

Not for me thanks, but I’ll gladly help the guy who wants to step through the screen with a claw hammer. I’ll bring my pliers for variety.

By: Matt

Matt — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 10:53:02 +0000

That is fucking devastating.