Comments on: THE SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE BOOK

By: bucketofbums

bucketofbums — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 00:32:19 +0000

I always found the long pointless jokes the best. At least for me, anyhoo. HammerMan joke, anyone? And Porky Pig is a right cunt, not showing that old bird (hurr) across the road. Also, I like the fact that all of Knuckles’ jokes could be applied to anyone. He was never funny and he was never cool. Go die, Knuckles

By: M. Zorg

M. Zorg — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 12:19:18 +0000

Dropping in a “myriad” always sorts the men from the boys.

By: Matt

Matt — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 11:34:41 +0000

Oh dear, looks like I’ll need to proof read my next poor attempt at a witty comment even more times, with a dictionary on hand. Thanks for pointing it out though, Mister Moth, I’ll try and do better. :(

By: DwarfyP

DwarfyP — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 09:33:42 +0000

Ohhhh that Sonic, he is a laugh riot.
I might have to use some of those gems the next time someone agrees to talk to me again. Real life people still like jokes… right?

By: Mister Moth

Mister Moth — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 00:02:50 +0000

‘First comment and I use “an” instead of “a”.’

It’s worse than that, you also mis-used myriad.

I’ve been peering at these scans on my phone, trying to read the jokes. I can’t manage to read many. I think that’s a good thing, but on the other hand MTGG is comedy gold! I shall have to look at it on a proper computer.

By: floppylobster

floppylobster — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 00:00:36 +0000

I’ve heard a similar one to that last one. Although I think yours is better. It goes –

Dr. Robotnik goes into a chip shop located somewhere in the Green Hill Zone and asks for a bag of Badnik brand chips.
Knuckles the new owner, who recently moved from the Casino Night Zone, asks “Salt & Vinegar?”
“No thanks,” says the man, (who is also known as Dr. Robotnik, and the less respectful ‘Dr. Eggman’ in certain regions), “I’ve got me bike outside, which, incidentally, is parked outside in the Green Hill Zone.” Then they fight each other.

By: GigerPunk

GigerPunk — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 21:55:43 +0000

Oooh, those are good. Allow me to add a few of my favourites:

Person 1. My dog has no nose.
Person 2. Your dog has no nose? How does it smell?
Person 1. It can’t as it has no nose, are you making fun of my dog’s disfiguring disability?

Two Goldfish in a bowl. One asks the other, how do you drive this thing?

Q. What’s the difference between a duck
A. One of it’s legs are both the same.

Man goes into a chip shop and asks for a bag of chips
Shop owner asks “Salt & Vinegar?”
“No thanks,” the man says, “I’ve got me bike outside”

By: floppylobster

floppylobster — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 21:28:27 +0000

- Buttercups are yellow, Poppies are red – What colour are hiccups?
- Colourless.

- What did the sea say to the sand?
- Nothing – it cannot speak and the sand cannot hear.

- What can run but cannot walk?
- A man who has started running downhill but cannot stop because it is too steep.

- When is a myriad not a myriad?
- When it’s an myriad.

By: Matt

Matt — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 12:57:14 +0000

First comment and I use “an” instead of “a”. Fuck’s sake.

By: Matt

Matt — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 12:46:58 +0000

I’ve still got this book, sadly, along with an myriad of other Sonic themed tat that I probably should give to children. Or sell to people on the internet.

I’m not going to, though.

Maybe the jokes could be useful when attempting to start conversations with ladies?