Comments on: SEGA’S “HI-TECH LAND” HAS CLOSED :(

By: Mister Moth

Mister Moth — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 08:52:50 +0000

And he gets to be the next companion on Doctor Who!

By: M. Zorg

M. Zorg — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:51:23 +0000

I think it’s over. I think he won.

By: GigerPunk

GigerPunk — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:31:59 +0000

Nope, I think we’re pretty much done here now.
Unless we could get either Michael McIntyre to read it all out loud. That’d pretty much guarantee unfunny in my book, and bundle ‘smug’ in for good measure too.

Oh, or Kieron Gillen, if that war’s still on?
Where are we on that front Zorg?

By: gar3

gar3 — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:27:59 +0000

Oh, don’t worry, Badben, I’m offended.

By: Badben

Badben — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:16:32 +0000

Super, Yes. I’d probably look quite a bit like Big Gay Al in that jacket, but I’d try and keep my penis covered for everyone’s benefit.

That blue does actually look like a Harley colour so I was attempting to link the whole shocking concept of me in that jacket with a Harley riding, ironically un-self aware gay denying type riff, basically being self depreciating because I like Harley’s (a little) and trying to offend any random American visitors to the site at the same time which I see is working less and less well the more I explain it.

I’d quite like to see if it can now be made any less funny than it already is…

By: GigerPunk

GigerPunk — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 16:11:07 +0000

Sorry, confused now. You’re saying about wearing a tight sky blue leather outfit in one post and then saying “not gay” in the next. Which is it to be?

As for mental images, I instantly thought of South Park’s Big Gay Al when you said it would look SUPER

By: Chief Risk Officer

Chief Risk Officer — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:41:13 +0000

50kg? That’s about 7½ stone. Should UKR be organizing some food parcels to send to Rudie to make sure he makes it through the winter?

None for Ben though, the 14 stone fat bastard.

By: Badben

Badben — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:29:35 +0000

No no no, I’m not after a a Sonic costume. It’d be a cool and completely not gay Sonic based totally super motorcycling style statement.

By: GigerPunk

GigerPunk — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 13:02:30 +0000

93kg? What's that in old money then? How would you compare to say, Brian Blessed? And sky-blue boots? Surely you'd be wanting bright red ones to complete the Sonic look?

By: Badben

Badben — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 12:11:08 +0000

That jacket is surely the bollocks.

I happen to know that you can get a Harley Street Rod with the painted bits in that light blue, so my plan is to get the bike, the jacket and search out some sky blue boots. Mmm yeah I’m going to look SUPER*

*I weight 93kg, avoid forming a mental image if you possibly can