Comments on: NEW VEIN OF MATERIAL DISCOVERED: PAPIER MACHE CHARACTERS

By: Weatherbox

Weatherbox — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 00:40:34 +0000

I used to pity Chris Chan, but now I think he has a symbiotic relationship with the legions of trolls making fun of him on the internet. It’s not much of a reputation, but for an autistic manchild who fucks inflatable dolls whilst calling out the name of a girl he met in an anime chatroom and projects garbled homophobic opinions via Youtube in a room dense with Pokemon figurines it’s a bona fide lucky break.

By: quash

quash — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 20:01:25 +0000

chris-chan is as real as they come. :(

By: Police Constable London

Police Constable London — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 19:47:11 +0000

Is Chris-chan for real? Never heard of him as UK:R is as depraved as I can handle, i.e. not very.

By: Guru Larry

Guru Larry — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 15:09:02 +0000

AAh, these were created by “Chris-chan” AKA Christian Weston Chandler…

There’s a MASSIVE article about the guy on Encylopedia Dramatica:

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-Chan

I also had a video interview with him a few months ago:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-gTUmGzl5o

Also look on Google for his “Sonichu” creation, his copyright infringing abomination of a cross between Sonic the Hedgehog and Pikachu.

By: PeteTheFeet

PeteTheFeet — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 14:13:18 +0000

If someone gave you one of those for Christmas you’d have no choice but to interpret it as “a warning”.

By: Karl

Karl — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 23:55:04 +0000

Sonic looks like a half-formed aborted foetus…

I like it! :D

I think this is the look Sega should choose for Sonic in the future.

By: Weatherbox

Weatherbox — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 23:27:14 +0000

This is fantastic! That Pikachu is definitely the funniest JPEG I’ve regarded on the internet in at least a fortnight. That may not sound like much of an accolade, but believe me, it is.

By: marimo

marimo — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 17:56:54 +0000

That Pikachu is a grotesque masterpiece. It belongs in an art gallery alongside some Francis Bacon and Francisco Goya paintings.

And Sonic gets funnier everytime I look at him. Brilliant.

By: floppylobster

floppylobster — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 13:45:50 +0000

Far be it from me to make fun of the artistic efforts of retarded people. Especially when they’ve gone so far as to use their own eyeballs in order to create a rather excellent likeness of Mr. Burns.

Without their vision it’s no wonder the Blue Batman didn’t turn out as good. Top effort though.

Top one 5/10
Bottom one 7/10

(Deduct 2 points from each score if they’re not retarded.)

By: GigerPunk

GigerPunk — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 13:44:34 +0000

Looks like Sonic’s methadone has just kicked in, whereas it’s just worn off for Pikachu…